Santa certainly has something to be jolly about at Melissa Midwest’s house. This mischevious little elf is all decked out and ready to get her stocking filled.

Ooops! It seems Melissa Midwest has forgotten to hang her stocking! I guess Santa will have to stuff something else full for her, eh? I’m sure he wouldn’t mind playing with Melisa Midwest’s kitty while doing his stuffing. And I’m sure Melissa Midwest would be more than happy to help Santa lighten his load.

Santa will definitely get something other than the overdone cookies and milk offering to snack on at Melissa Midwest’s house. I’m quite certain Melissa Midwest has something delicious for him to munch on as he goes about his holiday tasks, stuffing, and filling, and playing.

Maybe Santa has something big, and hard, and tasty for Melissa Midwest to suck on while she helps him with his work. Melissa Midwest would really enjoy sucking on Santa’s special pepppermint stick.

There’s some fine holiday scenery to check out at Melissa Midwest’s website. And for a special Christmas present, Melissa Midwest’s Hustler spread will be released in April 2006! He sprang to his sleigh, to his team gave a whistle, and away they all flew like the down of a thistle. But I heard him exclaim ere he drove out of sight, “Melissa Midwest to all, and to ball she’s REAL tight!